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Do you like to chill out... or are you just sick of their lazy a**?  Our gnomes let you be you!

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Help us MAke Gnomes Great Again!

No matter what side of the hedge you land on, this funny little guy will be sure to bring a smile to anyone's face!

Garden Gnomes across America are campaigning for More Gnomes in More Homes!

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We're not all cheeky...

Sometimes it's nice to just relax... Meet the latest addition to our family, Tiki Gnome!

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"He tells it like it is and doesn't sugar coat."

Elizabeth C.

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Christopher P.

"How have you NOT added this gnome to your collection is beyond my brain!"

Chris