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Double Bird Gnome 

The ONE, The ONLY, the ORIGINAL! ​


This guy started it all... he may be a bit feisty - some would say slightly angry, cranky even, but he's not afraid to give the world not ONE but TWO "birds"!  This little guy is flipping his middle fingers at just about everything that pisses him off! 


(And a not so subtle screw-you to the stuck-up neighbor who you're secretly convinced is a robot alien!)

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Express yourself...

Do you like to chill out... or are you just sick of their lazy a**?  Our gnomes let you be you!

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Help us MAke Gnomes Great Again!

No matter what side of the hedge you land on, this funny little guy will be sure to bring a smile to anyone's face!

Garden Gnomes across America are campaigning for More Gnomes in More Homes!

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We're not all cheeky...

Sometimes it's nice to just relax... Meet the latest addition to our family, Tiki Gnome!

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"He tells it like it is and doesn't sugar coat."

Elizabeth C.

"Gave this bad boy to my father in law for his birthday, dude loved it!"

Christopher P.

"How have you NOT added this gnome to your collection is beyond my brain!"

Chris

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