About Gnometastic

  Our Garden Gnomes have charisma, attitude and just a whole lotta in your face AWESOME (and a lil' bit tacky). Embrace your inner love of Novelty! Give in to the Kitsch-y conga dancing in your head! Succumb to your secret anthem of Campy Fun! Be a part of this beautiful movement! Proudly display your Gnometastic®  - it's not just a lawn gnome - it's ART and a way of LIFE!

These quirky little guys will make a hilarious addition to any landscape they adorn, outdoors or in: your porch, garden, the kitchen, office (facing your boss's door), the bathroom (?!) or just about anywhere!

If you have an appreciation for funny garden gnomes, or just posses an offbeat sense of humor, our unique garden gnomes will appeal to you and make great gifts for your family and friends and their friends! (Enemies too, but we take no responsibility for that one!)